I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
a sentence i thought i would never read in my life
I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay
and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet
so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”
and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me
when you hear your mom coming home and remember all the chores you were supposed to do
did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid
"hogwarts’ fast train"
with such loveable characters as
and of course who could forget the four houses
and possibly the most dignified
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you