“To Hell we have already been.”
stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

hoho-eminosuke:

what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

stunningpicture:

I don’t know shit about photography, but the person who took this shot must be given the highest award of them all.

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

alicesbookshelf:

Do you ever just finish a book and scream to yourself “THIS CAN’T BE THE END”

Fall

tachibanamakotos:

pros:

  • pumpkin shit
  • cute ass boots
  • sweaters
  • more pumpkin shit
  • halloween

cons:

  • school